A Battletech Newbie who is more fascinated with the Clans then the Inner Sphere asked me to describe each of the 20 clans in one sentence…. Here Goes
Blood Spirits- Wanted to be everybody’s friends but got rejected cause they don’t have a cool name so now are the emo kids down the street
Burrocks- Clan Gangsta until the law caught up to them.
Clan Cloud Cobra- so a Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi watch Top Gun and say "We can do that!"
Clan Coyote- Nerds who like big mechs and they can not lie.
Clan Fire Mandrill- also called Clan Broken Home
Clan Ghost Bear- Tight knit family morals and a love for things that go REALLY FAST
Clan Goliath Scorpion- We take Drugs, but the Nova Cats who do not get all of the attention.
Clan Hells Horses- Clan United States Marine Corps OOORAH!
Clan Ice Hellion- Bunch of whiny little brats
Clan Jade Falcon- “Here at Clan Jade Falcon we are better then you, AND WE KNOW IT!â€
Clan Mongoose- Clan Nobody Cares
Clan Nova Cat- Bunch of hippies who starve themselves to go on vision quests, and everyone thinks we do drugs
for some reason.
Clan Sea Fox/Diamond Shark- Just see that gun sales pitch from the Fifth Element, as given by Iron Man
Clan Smoke Jaguar- CRUSH THE ENEMY, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!
Clan Snow Raven- if you have a ship big enough to carry a tank, why not put guns on that ship and use that instead?
Clan Star Adder- All of Clan Jade Falcons martial prowess with none of the pretentiousness
Clan Steel Viper- Clan Tea Party
Clan Widowmaker- Clan D&D 3.5 purists
Clan Wolf- Clan Big Daddy, Clan We Are Awesome, Clan We WILL Win, Clan Munchkin.
Clan Wolverine- Clan Too Awesome to live, so we were killed off in the prologue
Clan Stone Lion- HEY GUYS! WE JUST GOT HERE! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
