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Humm.  Not as many responses as I would have thought.  Oh well.  My favorites are Sanguine Essence, Chromoly Ophidian, Wile E., and Spectral Ursa.  But the best is Highly Stenotic Left Main Coronary Artery.

And now for something completely different...

I'm thinking about running for President in 2016.  Some campaign slogans I've come up with include, "(My name), he's as qualified as the last guy.", "You've tried the rest now try something else.", and "It's 2016 people so stop being stupid."

Who said the corporations don't own me?   With all those terms of use you have to click to do anything computer related I probably sold myself a long time ago.  Anyway, here are a few more slogans (though I like "We're screwed anyway").  "Dependency=Slavery", "Death to paternalism!", and "Sit down, shut up, and quit ruining my life."  Ok I stole the last one from Mad Max on the John Boy and Billy Big Show, but I like it.

Hades Equines [Hells Horses]
BBQ Swallow Sidecar [Smoke Jaguar]
Sanquine Essence [Blood Spirit]
Turquoise Ranchero [Jade Falcons]
Nimbus Ace [Cloud Cobras]
Weapon X [Wolverine]
Ocean Babe (Zircon Dogfish) [Sea Fox] [Diamond Shark]
Highly Stenotic Left Main Coronary Artery [Widowmaker]
Colossal Tick [Goliath Scorpion]
Obama [Wolf]
Quasar Puff [Star Adder]
Huffy [Mongoose] —That was a good one!
Inferno Baboon [Fire Mandrill]
Chromoly Ophidian [Steel Viper]
Tula Ammo [Burrock]
Wile E. [Coyote]
Spectral Ursa [Ghost Bear]
Frost Rabble-rouser [Ice Hellion]
Sleet Magpie [Snow Raven]
Chevy II Feline [Nova Cat]

I guessed on Wolf and Burrock...

So close.  Just have  to switch Wolf and Burrock.  I went with Obama because Burrock  just sounds close to Barak (that and nobody likes them for there dealings with the Dark Caste.  Who says life can't imitate art?) and Tula Ammo is made in Tula, Russia (go figure) as is Wolf Ammo.  I could have gone  with Lobo or Lupine but what would have been the fun in that.

So that's what the Democrats are calling Hilary now?  Seems fitting.  So its settled, a malevolent and grotesque embodiment of pure evil vs. me.  Sweet, I'll start measuring for new drapes for the Oval Office right now!

I'm pretty sure that Cthulu would be a Tea Party kind of fellow. Why work so hard to inspire insanity, divisiveness, and cult-like behaviors when somebody else has done it for you?

No, it was right the first time. I'm pretty sure I said exactly what I wanted to say. Thanks for trying to read my mind though. You may need some more practice.

It's okay, though. I get the appeal of joining a cult. Especially one with such a squamous leader. Shitty health plan, though.

*Blows dust off thread*

Whoa!  2014?  Really?  It's been that long?  I'm sure nothing good has been happening since I've been gone.  I mean, how could it without ME, right?  Well, I'll have to see if I can stick around these parts a little more.

*Hops on his horse and pulls down the brim of his hat before slowly walking towards the horizon*

LITTLE BOY:  Momma, who was that man?

WOMAN:  A legend, son.  Just a legend.