Or perhaps you toaster waving fanatics have the answer to it all.
However, your general answer to life the universe and everything - BURN THEM ALL - whilst quaintly nostalgic for the happy days of the Spanish Inquisition and all the warm, tender and homely delights that are entailed therein, is heart warming and all, I do believe the end of the Jihad spelled out humanities thoughts on that front - shove a lighted PPC up your proverbial.
I'll take hedonistic, self righteous, depraved debauchery over chants and self deprivation any day of the week.