Chris Ashton - YOU ARE A TOOL!
The coach sits the entire team through a session on ball security and not celebrating until the ball is down, with the message being NO SWAN DIVING. So what does this 5* show pony go and do - Swan Dives...TWICE!
A note for Captain LOOK AT ME, you can start swan diving your heart out AFTER you put on 4 tries against New Zealand, Australia or South Africa, not the Italians, who despite the ever growing strength and propserous looking future, are not world heavy weights.
Additionally, when the coach says do, you do. You're not bigger than the team idiot.