If you want incomprehensible watch a show called "Swamp People". Its about alligator hunters in Louisiana and most of it is subtitled because no one can understand what the heck the Cajuns on the show are trying to say. I guess that's what you get after 225+ years of linguistic "development".
And talking about "reality" shows like Swamp People... Apparently the theme for all new "reality" shows is, "yes, all stereotypes are true". Cajuns are a bunch of pigeon-French speaking, toothless, backwoods bumpkins, Italians are a bunch of loud, dumb, classless gumbas, Southerners are a bunch of slow witted, mud riden, bigots, Californians are a bunch of souless, plastic surgery obsessed, money grubbers, it goes on and on. Please, can we bring back sitcoms.
Also, if you have any Apple products or Apple stock sell it NOW. The new CEO is from Robertsdale, Alabama, about a 15 minute drive from my house. Even in a (formally) rural county like Baldwin County it was always considered to be full of redneck hicks. Its main attraction used to be that it had the local livestock auction. Its now the main farming area in the county (since everyone else has given up on farming and fishing to make a living). Its biggest retail store is a new Tractor Supply Company store (I'm not kidding). And it has an astonomically high 4x4 to car ratio. So, if the iPad 3 and iPhone 5 come out and the only avaliable colors are John Deere green and yellow or a pattern that resembles the Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia don't say you weren't warned.
